Breakfast Topic: Romantic entanglements have a Mass Effect

When Commander Shepard isn't stripping planets of all their resources or being a general galactic bad-ass, how better to whittle away the hours than getting to know the crew. Sure, most of them are only there because you pushed them into it, and they're not going to be happy about things until they sort out that "unfinished business" -- but hell, they can't all love you, right?
Well that may be true but you can certainly find yourself loving one of them. The romantic involvements available to Shepard provides some of the most hotly debated flavor choices in the game. So who's your fave squeeze? Who would you pursue if your choice weren't limited? Why do they make your heart pound?
Doctor Chakwas | |
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Mess Sergeant Gardner | |
Barla Von | |
Avina | |
The Illusive Man | |
Joker's mom | |
Someone else |
Reader Comments (Page 4 of 4)
Docp Apr 1st 2010 2:02PM
If you're going to try some edgy comedy remember that you need to put some comedy in it.
Dave Apr 1st 2010 2:03PM
Zing.
Erikamel Apr 1st 2010 9:33AM
This is awesome! I just picked up Mass Effect 2 the other week and I'm totally hooked! This change is just what I needed! Thanks WoW.com!
Nazgûl Apr 1st 2010 9:43AM
Vanille.
Super Guest Man 9000 Apr 1st 2010 9:46AM
Doctor Chakwas imo, nothing like an experienced woman.
Sanguinarius Apr 1st 2010 9:50AM
Is Kelly going to be starting the MassEffect comic soon? Will it be called Shepard's Pie?
Joe Perez Apr 1st 2010 10:01AM
That might just be!
baronsoosdon Apr 1st 2010 9:55AM
I've always had a thing for the Normandy (both models).
Why isn't she an option in the poll? :(
Stealthfire Apr 1st 2010 10:14AM
Where's Urdnot Wrex on that list?
...Stop looking at me like that.
Nolls74 Apr 1st 2010 10:00AM
I don't mean to sound trollish or w/e but, last year u did "hello kitty online insider" and this year it's masseffect insider? Can you think of a new joke for next year please? I don't want to read 4-5 bad articles about "Free Realms Insider" or something lame like that.
Sinfulle Apr 1st 2010 10:20AM
so sad John McCain was not part of this list, if anyone can cause mass effect anywhere, it's him
ducss750 Apr 1st 2010 10:26AM
http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000922
Neural Interface!!! Humm...$14,999. If I sell the car, the husband...cash in my 401(k)
kooda Apr 1st 2010 10:40AM
Lol came home from work and everythings over fail on my behalf :/
bizkit2289 Apr 1st 2010 10:45AM
OMG This is create considering what Bioware did over at their site!! http://social.bioware.com/brc/946015
bizkit2289 Apr 1st 2010 10:46AM
this is great*
Sinthar Apr 1st 2010 11:20AM
Sooooooo a year to come up with something - and this is it???? Or even they had a day to come up with some topic that would be remotely interesting to wow players. And failed.
If i want Mass Effect stuff - please let me decide that by looking for them myself. To someone who has no interest in ME, this is about as funney as watching football (sorry 'soccar' for you americans) results with no sound or picture on the TV.
Sad....very sad.
It neither brought a chuckle, nor even a small smile. Sorry but i certainly dont rate this in any respect.
This is ofc my own personal view. I dont try to claim im speaking for the majority - most people who would potentially agree with me wont get far enough to even see this comment, so im expecting to be voted to oblivion.
Maxpowr Apr 1st 2010 3:16PM
Now we just need a romance article on Vanille and Fang from FFXIII and my April Fools Day is complete.
RetPallyJil Apr 1st 2010 3:22PM
The BattleNet Matchmaking logo is a stroke of genius. Subtle and effective; if it were for-real, someone would be getting a raise ;D
Boreddruid Apr 1st 2010 5:18PM
2008, 2009 - it's all the same to me :P