Breakfast Topic: Romantic entanglements have a Mass Effect

When Commander Shepard isn't stripping planets of all their resources or being a general galactic bad-ass, how better to whittle away the hours than getting to know the crew. Sure, most of them are only there because you pushed them into it, and they're not going to be happy about things until they sort out that "unfinished business" -- but hell, they can't all love you, right?
Well that may be true but you can certainly find yourself loving one of them. The romantic involvements available to Shepard provides some of the most hotly debated flavor choices in the game. So who's your fave squeeze? Who would you pursue if your choice weren't limited? Why do they make your heart pound?
Doctor Chakwas | |
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Mess Sergeant Gardner | |
Barla Von | |
Avina | |
The Illusive Man | |
Joker's mom | |
Someone else |
Reader Comments (Page 2 of 4)
Mike Apr 1st 2010 8:16AM
Are we going to get Inflitrator 101 & The Biotic and How to Swing it? While I know it's vanilla ME but do you think an article cover proper planet rover techniques is doable?
Tyler Caraway Apr 1st 2010 8:49AM
You should keep a look out for the new Alien Perspectives column that will explore how the non-human races are infinitely superior to humans in every way. It is truly an epic experience!
Ian Apr 1st 2010 8:13AM
Can I pick the Asari bartender?
She was all kinds of awesome.
scraggerly Apr 1st 2010 9:22AM
I don't know who these people are, as i've never played mass effect, but when in doubt always bang someone's mom.
Also, I like how you updated most of the page to reflect mass effect, but when it came to the around azeroth pic on the side- "awww F*** it. Do you know how hard it is to change those pictures"
Jay Apr 1st 2010 8:13AM
Weak.
Quote the Raven Apr 1st 2010 8:14AM
About time!
Docp Apr 1st 2010 8:15AM
Just so you guys know the links at the header of the site are broken, they just redirect back to the homepage. Please fix this soon cause I'm a massive Will Feral fan and can't wait to read about his new casting role.
Arkhell Apr 1st 2010 8:16AM
samantha had a nice rack 2....
Rai Apr 1st 2010 8:16AM
Other.
Why is Ghostcrawler not on that list? If we want a pony, it looks like we're going to have to breed one ourselves damn it!
Celi Apr 1st 2010 8:18AM
Was really looking forward to the "Guide To Actually Saying What You Mean" :D
Boreddruid Apr 1st 2010 8:23AM
Last year's Hello Kitty Insider was better IMO, but good work.
Zach Apr 1st 2010 8:48AM
Wasn't that in 2008?
Muse Apr 1st 2010 9:07AM
2008. I STILL remember all the pink. And oh god the nerd rage.
Flowette Apr 1st 2010 8:26AM
We all know what happens when Doctor Chakwas gets her hands on that Serrice Ice Brandy...
"I'm tired, I think I'll lie down."
Yeah right.
ratmaggot Apr 1st 2010 8:41AM
Oh please, aprils fools are supposed to have at least an edge of believability, this is just s really crap attempt.
Garth Apr 1st 2010 8:44AM
QQ not funny ME2 killed my guild
Legolastom Apr 1st 2010 8:45AM
Ah yes, "April fools".
Reinhold Apr 1st 2010 8:47AM
Will we have three hundred articles with some deep and screw-in analysis of every single piece of technology on every weapon available to you, as well as the modifications and odds and ends of their uses with each class and skill levels?
With some pretty graphics, too, pretty please?
Hansbo Apr 1st 2010 8:48AM
Great initiantive! I have been on this site for a long time because you have great writers, but I for one welcome our new Mass Effect overlords!
hehealme Apr 1st 2010 8:50AM
Where are the "Paragon" and "Renegade" voting options!?