Breakfast Topic: Romantic entanglements have a Mass Effect

When Commander Shepard isn't stripping planets of all their resources or being a general galactic bad-ass, how better to whittle away the hours than getting to know the crew. Sure, most of them are only there because you pushed them into it, and they're not going to be happy about things until they sort out that "unfinished business" -- but hell, they can't all love you, right?
Well that may be true but you can certainly find yourself loving one of them. The romantic involvements available to Shepard provides some of the most hotly debated flavor choices in the game. So who's your fave squeeze? Who would you pursue if your choice weren't limited? Why do they make your heart pound?
Doctor Chakwas | |
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Mess Sergeant Gardner | |
Barla Von | |
Avina | |
The Illusive Man | |
Joker's mom | |
Someone else |
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Zalvi24 Apr 1st 2010 8:01AM
just cover the april's fool stuff in the battle.net store and in warcaft.com already, its funnier
JBcani Apr 1st 2010 8:24AM
eh, maybe they shouldn't, seemed pretty lame compared to last year and the year before.
Aaron Apr 1st 2010 9:00AM
Bah the battle.net deal was too obvious/lame, but the EPEEN one is BRILLIANT! LOLOLOL
Hivetyrant Apr 1st 2010 9:19AM
Actually the new stuff is even better:
http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/
Blackthorn2- Thorn harder & Queens quest.
I would pay many, many dollars for those :P
Toddo Apr 1st 2010 9:32AM
I just noticed the site now has a Mass Effect design. I'm guessing this is a space game, from the graphics. Is this for a console?
Chilblain Apr 1st 2010 9:42AM
Wow, it took a year to come up with this?
Dumb.
Narshe Apr 1st 2010 8:02AM
Are you guys writing an article soon about the hilarious spoofs Blizz is making for April Fools?
Adam Holisky Apr 1st 2010 8:07AM
Sorry, our corporate overlords have instructed us to not cover WoW anymore. Looks like we really were the worst thing to happen to the WoW community, but not anymore, because we're done!
Narshe Apr 1st 2010 8:12AM
I SEE WHAT U DID RIGHT THAR MR HOLISKY! :)
ehrenz Apr 1st 2010 8:05AM
Bazinga
Hairfish Apr 1st 2010 8:06AM
What, no Dragon Age?? That might have been more convincing.
Muse Apr 1st 2010 8:19AM
At least it isn't Hello Kitty.
Shoikler Apr 1st 2010 8:08AM
Four words: Male Shepard/Female Shepard. It's kinda weird at first, but it's like they really get each other, y'know?
Bjornolfr Apr 1st 2010 10:02AM
I have a secret urge to romance both Joker and Mordin ... on my male Sheppard.
Rawr.
uncaringbear Apr 1st 2010 8:10AM
Looking forward to the endless Mass Effect 101 and Mass Effect Stat Changes posts.
Adam Holisky Apr 1st 2010 8:11AM
Me too!
Josh Apr 1st 2010 9:10AM
I don't think they should waste so much time writing about things like these romance options that they know will never be added to the game anyway. I only really come here for Biotic Brilliance on Saturdays these days.
Dogtag Apr 1st 2010 9:12AM
Agreed.
Hëx Apr 1st 2010 9:24AM
What is the Mass Effect equivalent of Blue Posts? I can't survive without my daily dose of developer goodness! And while I'll miss Ghostcrawler, this will give him more time to spend with his gin bottle.
Windswept Apr 1st 2010 9:54AM
WHOOO!! M ASS EFFECT INSIDER!!!! I can't wait. Since your previous writers were about WoW, will you be hiring new ones for ME content?